partners:
- https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/ - veteran-operated, America-loving company that donates lots of their profits to veteran-supporting charities
- black-owned coffee companies: https://sprudge.com/support-these-black-owned-coffee-companies-updating-164145.html
- https://www.brightlandcoffee.com/ - founded by cancer-ill Gary Lambert
- charitable coffee companies: https://bakedbrewedbeautiful.com/coffee-brands-that-give-back/
- https://www.firedeptcoffee.com/ - donates 10% of net profit to firefighters & first responders who got injured on the job; also veteran and firefighter owned
- https://www.torkecoffee.com/ - family-owned business, supported local food banks and health care workers during the pandemic
ZenCoffee video ad & presentation
inspiration: https://youtu.be/VpPRDYVs-Rc
costumes:
- A: suit
- B: shirt, short trousers, cowboy hat (revolver)
A: Hello, I am a coffee-fueled capitalist and definitely not KGB spy. In case you’re watching this, you are also capitalist pig. I will now bore you with facts about our high quality coffee machines (which are actually cheap Chinese trash) for 3 minutes and you will continue and watch me talk even though you already forgot why you were watching this. Then I-
Camera pans out, focuses on B.
B shoots A with a revolver, spins it and tucks it in his waist.
Camera focuses on B’s upper body.
B: Yee-haw, stinky communist. This ain’t China.
Hello, my name is Jeremiah Coffee, founder of ZenCoffee. At ZenCoffeee, we elevate your business’s coffee experience. We offer premium American-made coffee machines on a leasing program, with hassle-free maintenance included, so you don’t have to waste your valuable time on maintaining your coffee machines and training personell. Additionally, ZenCoffee is much less expensive than buying and maintaining a coffee machine yourself — our base subscription costs only $100 per month.
Want to streamline further? We also provide high-quality, ethically sourced coffee beans from our partners (images / video material of our partner’s facilities show (mentioned inspiration 4:51-end)) delivered directly to you. So why should you choose ZenCoffee? Because it’s simple, reliable and affordable.
Slow motion video of coffee cup being slammed on a table having the coffee fly through the air shows (mentioned inspiration 0:02-0:10). Logo is blended over it.
Video switches to beginning of presentation.